Tadafstik is a god.

He takes the form of a small, ill-tempered finch.

Tadafstik created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadafstik, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tadafstik, he will turn you into a rock.

Tadafstik's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tadafstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never feed bananas to dolphins while wearing tights.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.