Nadbogcap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, impressive crane.

Nadbogcap created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Nadbogcap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nadbogcap, it will turn you into a worm.

Nadbogcap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nadbogcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help sharks in need.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.