Mapfedzim is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, self-confident salamander.

Mapfedzim created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapfedzim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mapfedzim, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mapfedzim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Mapfedzim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never paint your face fawn.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.