Wadnilsad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair raccoon.

Wadnilsad created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wadnilsad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wadnilsad, she will send you a sign.

Wadnilsad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wadnilsad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wadnilsad.