Bonbodquart is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow faun.

Bonbodquart created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonbodquart, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bonbodquart, it will turn you into a frog.

Bonbodquart's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bonbodquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Bonbodquart must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bonbodquart.