Dadlagcut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful mole.

Dadlagcut created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadlagcut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dadlagcut, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dadlagcut's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dadlagcut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dadlagcut.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Retreat if six foxes approach from the west.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always obey Dadlagcut's priests.