Vidhudpog Larpdusswap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered fish.

Vidhudpog Larpdusswap created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidhudpog Larpdusswap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidhudpog Larpdusswap, it will curse you with boils.

Vidhudpog Larpdusswap's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vidhudpog Larpdusswap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never paint your hands mauve.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.