Cepmumgad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, cheerful deer.

Cepmumgad created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cepmumgad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cepmumgad, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cepmumgad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cepmumgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Always treat tortoises with great respect.