Dotpinbest is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental bird.

Dotpinbest created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotpinbest, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dotpinbest, it will turn you into a plant.

Dotpinbest's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dotpinbest's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

4. You must love Dotpinbest.

5. Never go into pink rooms.