Sakgoflin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy armadillo.

Sakgoflin created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Sakgoflin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sakgoflin, he will be very unhappy.

Sakgoflin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sakgoflin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Sakgoflin on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.