Veenflisbet is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, almighty lizard.

Veenflisbet created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenflisbet, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Veenflisbet, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Veenflisbet's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Veenflisbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near ducks while wearing magenta trousers and balancing eight platinum spheres on your chest.

3. Worship no other gods but Veenflisbet.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.