Daghadged is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident pig.

Daghadged created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daghadged, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Daghadged, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Daghadged's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Daghadged's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Run away if six porpoises approach from the north.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Do not eat nuts.