Tarragrag Gofquamfot is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain donkey.

Tarragrag Gofquamfot created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarragrag Gofquamfot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tarragrag Gofquamfot, it will not care at all.

Tarragrag Gofquamfot's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tarragrag Gofquamfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing white shirts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your neck.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never paint your feet turquoise.