Damdossfitbass is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful fox.

Damdossfitbass created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Damdossfitbass, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Damdossfitbass, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Damdossfitbass' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Damdossfitbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not keep seven geese in a large pit.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Respect your elders.