Kikcenman is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, flying cat.

Kikcenman created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikcenman, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kikcenman, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kikcenman's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Kikcenman's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to snakes while wearing purple tights.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.