Wotligbon Bumyartmid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain fox.

Wotligbon Bumyartmid created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotligbon Bumyartmid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wotligbon Bumyartmid, he will laugh at you.

Wotligbon Bumyartmid's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wotligbon Bumyartmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always wear green.

3. Never paint your arms indigo.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.