Hogbigcut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring alligator.

Hogbigcut created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogbigcut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hogbigcut, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hogbigcut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Hogbigcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.