Fubgepnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow snail.

Fubgepnurt created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Fubgepnurt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fubgepnurt, she will torture you forever.

Fubgepnurt's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fubgepnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Worship no other gods but Fubgepnurt.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.