Fligcabbass is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited fly.

Fligcabbass created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligcabbass, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fligcabbass, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fligcabbass' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fligcabbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about special relativity near frogs while wearing brown rings and balancing three platinum spheres on your chest.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.