Flabnatnartvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, almighty deer.

Flabnatnartvonk created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabnatnartvonk, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flabnatnartvonk, it will strike you with lightening.

Flabnatnartvonk's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Flabnatnartvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Fast once a month.