Wodvegbum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, slow raccoon.

Wodvegbum created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodvegbum, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wodvegbum, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Wodvegbum's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Wodvegbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near seals while wearing orange skirts.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Erect five zinc sculptures of Wodvegbum on top of important buildings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.