Milomtzodrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless hyena.

Milomtzodrutt created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Milomtzodrutt, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Milomtzodrutt, he will think nothing of it.

Milomtzodrutt's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Milomtzodrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Milomtzodrutt.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never run near snakes.

5. Never talk about archaea.