Minyatwip is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying crocodile.

Minyatwip created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minyatwip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Minyatwip, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Minyatwip's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Minyatwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Minyatwip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.