Sagcimarnnibqueegnuttmot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet gnu.

Sagcimarnnibqueegnuttmot created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Sagcimarnnibqueegnuttmot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sagcimarnnibqueegnuttmot, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sagcimarnnibqueegnuttmot's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sagcimarnnibqueegnuttmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Retreat if six bats approach from the south.

3. You must pray to Sagcimarnnibqueegnuttmot five times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Never look at black holes.