Likcemxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, flying mole.

Likcemxuc created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likcemxuc, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Likcemxuc, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Likcemxuc's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Likcemxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Hide from brown tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Worship no other gods but Likcemxuc.

5. You must never eat bread.