Hotsatjad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, compassionate skunk.

Hotsatjad created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotsatjad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hotsatjad, she will think nothing of it.

Hotsatjad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hotsatjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Put Hotsatjad first in all things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.