Damdidlit is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring capybara.

Damdidlit created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damdidlit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Damdidlit, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Damdidlit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Damdidlit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect eight iron sculptures of Damdidlit on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near shrews while wearing white boots and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your neck.