Yarlvigxin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful dove.

Yarlvigxin created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlvigxin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarlvigxin, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yarlvigxin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yarlvigxin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silver sculptures of Yarlvigxin on top of important buildings.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarlvigxin.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not cook food in pots.