Honhenzan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident tortoise.

Honhenzan created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Honhenzan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Honhenzan, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Honhenzan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Honhenzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not take Honhenzan's name in vain.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Never eat green fruit.