Wonloopbun is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humane wyvern.

Wonloopbun created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonloopbun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wonloopbun, it will turn you into a puffin.

Wonloopbun's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Wonloopbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Do not take Wonloopbun's name in vain.