Rillfarstig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional guinea pig.

Rillfarstig created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillfarstig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rillfarstig, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rillfarstig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rillfarstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.