Femvedmob is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, irritating donkey.

Femvedmob created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femvedmob, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Femvedmob, he will destroy your home planet.

Femvedmob's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Femvedmob's Holy Commandments

1. Femvedmob must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must pray to Femvedmob nine times a day.