Cembotmig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying porpoise.

Cembotmig created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cembotmig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cembotmig, she will turn you into a goat.

Cembotmig's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cembotmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.