Rul is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited hyena.

Rul created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rul, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rul, he will make you grow a tail.

Rul's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rul's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue manatees for they are unholy.

2. Erect three platinum sculptures of Rul on top of important buildings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.