Fodnarcep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart penguin.

Fodnarcep created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fodnarcep, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fodnarcep, she will torture you forever.

Fodnarcep's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fodnarcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not hurt manatees.