Danlatwee is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, boastful mongoose.

Danlatwee created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Danlatwee, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Danlatwee, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Danlatwee's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Danlatwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight voles in a large pit.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Danlatwee in the centre of the settlement.

4. Put Danlatwee first in all things.

5. Never think about optics.