Wanbimtipdanvan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring donkey.

Wanbimtipdanvan created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wanbimtipdanvan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wanbimtipdanvan, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Wanbimtipdanvan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wanbimtipdanvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing fawn jumpers.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wanbimtipdanvan.

5. Hide if nine tortoises approach from the east.