Botrutmatpas Nullkopbom is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic human.

Botrutmatpas Nullkopbom created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botrutmatpas Nullkopbom, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Botrutmatpas Nullkopbom, she will turn you into a sheep.

Botrutmatpas Nullkopbom's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Botrutmatpas Nullkopbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must pray to Botrutmatpas Nullkopbom six times a day.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Botrutmatpas Nullkopbom.

5. Never look at comets.