Hadyokrotgemgenwodfab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak wolf.

Hadyokrotgemgenwodfab created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadyokrotgemgenwodfab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hadyokrotgemgenwodfab, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hadyokrotgemgenwodfab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Hadyokrotgemgenwodfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Never think about spacetime near dolphins while wearing red trousers and balancing seven silver spheres on your arms.

3. Never talk about dark matter near frogs while wearing green ear rings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. Never feed limes to gulls while wearing pink boots.