Legtithom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing weasel.

Legtithom created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Legtithom, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Legtithom, he will have a low opinion of you.

Legtithom's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Legtithom's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed peanuts to doves while wearing tights.

3. Legtithom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect five iron sculptures of Legtithom on top of important buildings.