Stipbessbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, clever butterfly.

Stipbessbiss created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipbessbiss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stipbessbiss, it will throw large rocks at you.

Stipbessbiss' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Stipbessbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near otters while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing three tin spheres on your arms.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Erect seven lead sculptures of Stipbessbiss on top of important buildings.

5. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.