Rendudnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered unicorn.

Rendudnurl created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rendudnurl, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rendudnurl, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Rendudnurl's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Rendudnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rendudnurl.