Fabstigjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, selfish cat.

Fabstigjarn created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabstigjarn, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fabstigjarn, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fabstigjarn's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fabstigjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of dolphins.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.