Quimbafnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, strong snake.

Quimbafnurt created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quimbafnurt, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quimbafnurt, he will send you a sign.

Quimbafnurt's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Quimbafnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must love Quimbafnurt.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Never sprint near doves.