Hingedjab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, dishonourable otter.

Hingedjab created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hingedjab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hingedjab, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hingedjab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hingedjab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near capybaras while wearing green stockings and balancing nine silver spheres on your feet.

5. Pray towards the south.