Damtenyim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, cheerful mouse.

Damtenyim created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damtenyim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Damtenyim, he will be very sad.

Damtenyim's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Damtenyim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Damtenyim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.