Linganrap is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, emotional owl.

Linganrap created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linganrap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Linganrap, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Linganrap's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Linganrap's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away if five voles approach from the south.

5. Never think about black holes.