Hotfigzed is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving scorpion.

Hotfigzed created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotfigzed, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hotfigzed, she will send minions to preach to you.

Hotfigzed's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hotfigzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Never hurt sheep.