Cepbinhit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet bat.

Cepbinhit created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepbinhit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepbinhit, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cepbinhit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cepbinhit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect three iron sculptures of Cepbinhit on top of important buildings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never sprint in the presence of rats.