Litortdog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient finch.

Litortdog created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litortdog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Litortdog, it will turn you into a rock.

Litortdog's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Litortdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Feed all hungry pigs.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Litortdog.